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SomebodysMoose

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Azul-Chan
  • July 22
  • United States
  • Deviant for 14 years
  • He / Him
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My Bio
I'm just your average everyday sociopath. I have dreams of someday enslaving you all. But let's face it, from a realistic stand-point, it'll probably never happen. I lack the resourses (money) to do that sort of thing and get away with it. So I'll just have to settle with being something of a terrorist. The difference between me and those other religious wanna-bes, is that I have no reason for my madness besides honest to goodness fun. Also I don't kill anyone, especially myself. I prefer being a terrorist in the literal use of the word, "one who brings terror". Technically anyone who decorates their house for holoween is a terrorist. Just like me. ( le-squee XD) Truthfully, there is a lot more to me than that, but I'm bored, and this no longer amuses me, so I'm going to go tamper with the brakes on that schoolbus. See ya!

Current Residence: A fucking corner
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Whatever fits
Print preference: flesh
Favourite genre of music: MUSIC
Favourite photographer: Me
Favourite style of art: Pretty
Operating System: Crap
MP3 player of choice: Mine
Shell of choice: Pretty ones
Wallpaper of choice: "oh Johny! I love shelf paper!"
Skin of choice: I have the most lovely selection hanging in my bedroom
Favourite cartoon character: Harima Kenji
Personal Quote: The un-aimed arrow never misses

Favourite Visual Artist
They know who they are.
Favourite Movies
I made it at home. You wouldn't be interested.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Blue man group
Favourite Writers
Poe
Favourite Games
I iza Halo-tard
Favourite Gaming Platform
My QF720Dome5
Tools of the Trade
Silk rope, feather tickler, silver bullet, and some water-based heated lubricant
Other Interests
Fornicating with your sensory and memory storage housing units.
None of my watchers on deviantart can understand my sorrow. The insufferable despair of sitting in the black-box and doing nothing. It makes me want to smoke. That'll help me breathe. I mean it's just like, why? How? What? God, I feel like a stupid bitch. I'm a stupid bitch. Speaking of stupid, One Piece is retaaaaaarded. I mean they're all like, "hello, I am Mr. One Piece, I am looking for the One Piece. Where is One Piece? I like One Piece because I am a gay and I like sasu-ke-kun. I want his One Piece in my One Piece. Flying vaginas on motorcycles.
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I have always been of the firm belief that a person is only as strong as he is at his weakest moment. We can momentarily fortify our wills and our resolves, but at the end of the day it is only when all of these self conceived barriers fall to the wayside that a person will reveal the true quality of their character. It is with horrible disdain that I conclude that I'm no different. I have always been a man who scorned humanity, who put myself on a pedestal proclaiming to never stoop so low as to be a mindless sheep in the flock, knowing only what the flock knows and moving only in the same direction. I scorned the humanity whose actions onl
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Peculiar to say the least. Between the sleepless nights, the continual introspective analysis of myself conjuring up hour long conversations with my reflection in empty computer screen, the unyielding physical pain, and my ever increasing addiction to opiates, I feel as though, for a time at least, I've reached one of those neutral emotionless stages in my personal evolution. Everything just feels so tedious, like trying to run while submerged in water. I've been meditating a lot lately on what it is to be "good" or "evil". The first of many conclusions I came to is that this, as all things, is purely a matter of context. That which one of
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thank u so much 4 the fav :)
Thank you for the favourite!
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thanks for the fave!